Steven Rutterbush vs. Augustus

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By 36, Augustus and Steven Rutterbush had accomplished ...

Founded the Roman Empire
Founded A Loving Family
At 36, Gaius Octavius Augustus established himself as the first Roman Emperor. Having spent a decade clawing his way to power, assassinating his critics and ending Mark Anthony and Cleopatra's sweaty romance in the most final of ways, Augustus then pulled off the most amazing PR stunt in history: he pretended he didn't want to become Emperor. Because they didn't apparently understand sarcasm, the Roman Senate made him Emperor for life. Augustus went on to expand the empire to Egypt, Greece, Turkey, Spain and Mediterranean North Africa; parts of the world you will be lucky to visit on vacation let alone annex.