Jesus of Nazareth
At 33 Jesus had already been crucified, brought back to life, and straight-up floated into heaven. He
was born in a barn but at 12 he had the full attention of the clergy and answered their questions regarding faith. He
turned water into wine, magicked loaves and fishes out of thin air and brought Lazarus back from the dead, which is
always a cool trick at parties. His story and his words continue to inspire billions around the planet while your
Instagram posts continue to garner less than 10 likes. Time to reevaluate.