Thomas Edison
Until Thomas Edison invented the light bulb at age 37, mankind had been using fire to see things in
the dark. Eight years later, there were 121 Edison power stations in the United States delivering electricity to customers.
He also invented the Kintescope which is the reason you were able to jerk off to dad’s porn as a teenager. The closest
you come to Edison is when you spend hours on the phone with Con-Eds customer service department.
