Henry Jones vs. Theodore Roosevelt

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Youngest President ever
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Has never played in a fantasy football championship
Theodore Roosevelt
At 42, Theodore (Teddy) Roosevelt became the youngest President in history. He remains the first and only president to be inaugurated at 42. Let's leave aside for a moment his well documented global ass-kicking and focus on some other things he was the first President to do: like fly in a plane, travel in a submarine, own a telephone, own a car, travel outside the US (on a freaking battleship no less) and have an African American over for dinner. He was also the first president and, in fact, the first American to win a Nobel peace prize. Happy 42nd birthday, I'm sure you're doing great!